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Shocking Tales of Depravity, Sex, and Sin Uncovered by God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist

From the writers of LANDOVERBAPTIST.ORG

"HOLD ON TO YOUR BIBLES, FOLKS!  You are about to be Raptured into the head-spinning, chandelier-swinging, pew-jumping world of LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH, America's Favorite Place of Worship!"

· Learn how to recognize when Jesus was only being sarcastic!

· Start your own "Prayer Death Squad" - target Demon-crates, lie-beral judges, and folks who steal your parking lot at the mall!

· Plus!  X-rated Bible Quizzes, The Homosexual Handshake, "Bible Fear Factor," and much more! all from Pastor Deacon Fred, Brother Harry Hardwick, Mrs. Betty Bowers, and the rest of the Godly gang of Platinum Tithers at Landover Baptist Church!

CRITICAL PRAISE FOR WELCOME TO JESUSLAND:

"This satirical collection of essays, images, articles, et al is poking fun at some people and institutions whose extreme manifestations have been diving offensively off the deep end themselves in the minds of many. Poking fun is probably the wrong term, though. This collection actually whacks them over the head, punches them in the solar plexus, then gives them a wedgy while they're still breathless. Cackling and snickering all the while. It's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. You open a page at random, let your jaw drop because you just can't believe they're going there, then take a break to recover before trying something else. Highly recommended, as I already have to a bunch of friends. Remember that the target is the extremes and absurdities of behavior, not the idea of being religious itself, and take your sense of humor out for a romp."
-MyShelf.com

When you have the likes of Ted Haggard and legions of repressed and depraved religious fanatics, it's a challenge to satirize them, because they are living satires of themselves.

But the fine humorists over at LandOverBaptist.org manage to outdo the residents of JesusLand with a scathing scalpel of wit that cuts right through to the inner absurdities of fundamentalists.
buzzflash.com

"The idea here is not to offend Christians (the real ones, who really follow Jesus' teachings of love and peace and forgiveness), or Jesus (he'd laugh at this book, too), or even religion, but to use humor to show how absolutely insane extremism is, whether it comes in the form of violent Islamic nut jobs or those who exist right here at home, waiting to shoot anyone who doesn't believe or behave in the "right" way. Religious extremism is disturbing, but this book proves it can also be riotously funny."
-Curledup.com

"On the other hand, the authors of Welcome to Jesusland are all going to hell for having written an outrageously funny send-up of Christianity in general and evangelicals in particular. Chris Harper, Andrew Bradley, and Erik Walker hilariously skewer every aspect about the practice of the American version of Christianity and it doesn’t spare any of the hot-button topics from endangered species to illegal immigrants to gays. What it does do is entertain, impiously and refreshingly. It's an opportunity to laugh at ourselves."
-Bookviews.com

"As with any good satirical humor, there are grains of truth buried deeply in this witty look at sin and salvation. Sharp, cutting and thoroughly enjoyable this may offend the closed minded."
-Monstersandcritics.com

"An Invigorating Spiritual Enema With the Flip of Every Page!"

PRAISE FOR LANDOVERBAPTIST.ORG

"Fish in a barrel -- well shot."  
- SPIN Magazine

"The ultimate religious spoof."  
- The London Times 

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